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nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: paulbearer)

jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

(Source: gikoko-time)

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thingsamylikes:

Every conversation with my mother EVER.

(Source: starshapedpokemon)

whatsacanada:

where is african america?

squearnish:

"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—" 

do NOT

(Source: cyberist)

somedaysigetitright:

cobwebs-and-strange:

The year is 2064. You’re in your car, the grandkids are sitting in the back and you turn on some Beatles music.

"Aww, Grandma, do we really have to listen to this?" they’ll say, "This song is a hundred years old!"

And the freaky thing is, they won’t be exaggerating.

this post fucked me up

sideofnature:

I brought my phone out with me today and realized the rain had created a swamp in our backyard

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